Not Sucking at Golf and Other Things

I work for an advertising agency and we had our annual company picnic yesterday at a local country club. It was uber swanky, and the shindig included lake views (complete with yachts), lots of alcohol and an ice cream truck. And golf. Which I decided I should attempt, even though I’d never hefted a club.

Sing with me: “One of these things is not like the others…”

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Don’t get me wrong–up close, that shirt is sweet. But it just didn’t scream country club, if you know what I mean. Unless it was hollering “early 1970’s country club.”

But I golfed in it anyway. And maybe some 70’s mojo rubbed off on me, because I didn’t suck! Well, not very badly. I won’t bore you with stories of how a lot of my divots traveled further than my ball or how I chipped out of a hole (what are bunkers without sand called, anyway?) with the most perfect arc you could ever wish for, plopping it right on to the green, but I will tell you that the whole experience got me thinking. What other things could I try that I might not actually suck at?

Jujitsu comes to mind. So does learning to make my own decaf iced mocha to rival Starbucks’ best. Calligraphy. Competitive speedwalking. Ballroom dancing. Poker. Parkour. Ice road trucking. Kickboxing an emu.


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I’m going to wait on all of those, though (except maybe the mocha thing), and try something new in my writing world. I’m going to compile and publish an anthology. A long-time member of my writers group has a 25K-word story just kicking around, and suggested we put together an anthology of member short stories as a fundraising effort. At the very least, we’d all sell a copy to each other, right?

Well, I kind of volunteered to do it. And then her idea sparked several other ideas, related and unrelated, of writing-related things I’ve never done but might not suck at. Best of all, every new thing I suddenly want to try ties in with my ultimate goal of writing and publishing being my primary gig. I just have to hang on to the thought that if I don’t suck at golf, I most definitely won’t suck at this. Writing is my best, most favorite thing, dammit.

My to-do list just got a little longer and my brain a lot more crowded, but I’m excited about these new directions. Do you like trying new things? Are you an accomplished ballroom dancer? Can you teach me? Anything super crazy on your mind lately? I want to hear about it!


2 thoughts on “Not Sucking at Golf and Other Things

  1. You’re brave! I hope I never have to try golf, but you’re obviously game to give it a go!

    Your anthology idea also sounds like a great one…something to do with those “in-between length” stories.

    My brain is always too busy for my own good. Everything looks like fun, and then I end up burning myself out because I tried to do too much. I keep trying to tone down a little, but at my age, I’m not likely to change too. I’m actually going to blog this week about cutting back (again).

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    • There are other words that might work better than brave, but they’re kind of mean. 🙂 And I’m hoping I can get enough interest from my other chapter members to fill up a book – otherwise, I’ll be knocking on doors outside the group… hint, hint. And cutting back isn’t a bad thing. I’ll be sure to pop by and read about your pruning! You’re smart to narrow your focus.


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